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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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youraveragebadass:

Avengers Age of Ultron Sneak peak

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officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook* *logs out of facebook*

phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook*
*logs out of facebook*

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But what if you met just the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
I’d pity him.

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bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

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hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

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jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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